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Our party after a guard is less than forthcoming with information and leaves the room after we argued with him:

Monk: I search through the guard’s desk to see if he has any information

DM: Okay…you don’t find anything.

Monk: Cool. I steal his favorite pen.

DM: What’s your alignment again?

Monk: Chaotic Good?

Barbarian: I just remembered I’m Chaotic Neutral and I can do things like this. I take his letter opener.

Warlock: Is there a “Best Dad” mug? I take that.

Rogue: Ring given to him by his dead mother? Mine now.

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So we’re a group of adventurers, Lv2 in 5e DnD, and we hit about the great idea to go shopping before our next outing.

Our GM rolled out a great encounter where some street urchins stole from us and we chased them through the crowded market.

Our Paladin, Orianna, is ¼ giant, wearing plate armor and stands an imposing 6ft10. She’s a wall if ever you’ve seen one. SO the small child trying to steal from her gets her holy symbol but doesn’t make it far enough past her. She rolls a strength check to grab the child. Crits it, the kid is going nowhere. Faced with few other options she decides the following:

Paladin: I don’t want to hurt the child, can I sleeper hold him?

GM: roll a strength check, if you make it and he fails his Dex check to escape then sure.

*this ensues, the Paladin is left holding a choked-out child*

Paladin: this probably looks bad, I’d better try and convince the locals it’s fine!

*She sweeps the child into her arms and utters loudly*

Paladin: There there, poor little tyke has tired himself out

GM: Roll that deception

Paldin: 23! They definitely believe that I’ve just picked up a poor sleepy child!

And that’s how our lawful good paladin choked out a child and got away with it…

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